JEDI Comport

Posted: **Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:33 am**

The thing that catches people out is they think they smell bad on the outside.

Why is Han so bad when it comes to betting?

Posted: **Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:16 am**

Because he never wants to know the odds!?

Posted: **Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:41 am**

Iffo Rav'i wrote:Because he never wants to know the odds!?

Yup.

Posted: **Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:00 pm**

Ok, next one.

Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?

Posted: **Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:57 pm**

Because he's always a little short!

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?

Posted: **Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:33 pm**

Because he's always making new friends!

Where does Leia like to go shopping?

Posted: **Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:58 pm**

At Al-de-raan places? (Irish accent helps)

Posted: **Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:43 pm**

That's a good one too! But not quite! Leia likes to shop at the Darth Maul. (Get it? Wink, wink)

Posted: **Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:24 pm**

Duncan Therin wrote:That's a good one too! But not quite! Leia likes to shop at the Darth Maul. (Get it? Wink, wink)

Is that because all the prices are sliced in half?

Posted: **Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:16 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jan 09, 2016 4:54 am**

Desma Marr wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5KMX6fF0yA

2 jokes in and I'm dead...

Super serious question.